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Original Title:	I'm the Vampire, That's Why
ISBN:	0451219376 (ISBN13: 9780451219374)
Edition Language:	English
Series:	Broken Heart #1
Characters:	Jessica Matthews, Patrick O'Halloran
Setting:	Oklahoma(United States)

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Broken Heart is the city with the highest rate of divorce and highest percentage of single parents in Oklahoma. And I, Jessica Matthews, have been a member of that club ever since my husband dumped me for his twentysomething secretary and then had the gall to die in a car accident. Now I’m not just a single mother trying to make ends meet in this crazy world....I’m also a vampire. One minute I was taking out the garbage; the next I awoke sucking on the thigh of superhot vampire Patrick O’Halloran, who’d generously offered his femoral artery to save me.

But though my stretch marks have disappeared and my vision has improved, I can’t rest until the thing that did this to me is caught. My kids’ future is at stake…figuratively and literally. As is my sex life. Although I wouldn’t mind finding myself attached to Patrick’s juicy thigh again, I learned that once a vampire does the dirty deed, it hitches her to the object of her affection for at least one hundred years. I just don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of commitment....

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Title	:	I'm the Vampire, That's Why (Broken Heart #1)
Author	:	Michele Bardsley
Book Format	:	Paperback
Book Edition	:	Anniversary Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 321 pages
Published	:	September 5th 2006 by Signet (first published September 1st 2006)
Categories	:	Paranormal. Vampires. Fantasy. Romance. Paranormal Romance. Womens Fiction. Chick Lit

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This was a really funny, sweet book. I liked it a lot.Who would think you could get turned into a vampire while taking out the garbage. Well it happened to Jessica Matthews, and 10 other people that same night.Jessica wakes up to her fangs in the femoral artery of Patrick O'Halloran, master vampire and her soul mate. The problem is Jessica doesn't believe in soul mates, she's a widow with 2 small kids, who was in the middle of a divorce when her husband died.So the premise of this series is that

This was an adorable book. My friend Suzan told me Id like them but I didnt jump on into reading them until now, and I quite simply must read them all! The writing is delightful; I laughed so hard!The Setting is Broken Heart, Oklahoma, where the population is primarily single parents, most of whom are nursing broken hearts, thus the tiny town is quite aptly named.The Characters are quirky and funny. I really liked the main character, Jessica, and her struggle to be both undead and a mother.

This is a re-read. I read it the first time in January and now again in October. So, the first time I read it I didnt like Jessica...not so much. Although I still find her indecisive about Patrick until the last freaking minute. I liked her this time. I think Michele did some improvements because I didnt find the mistakes this time that I noticed when I first read it. I didnt feel any plot holes or missing information that I did last time either. I found Patrick just as hot and endearing as well

Parts of this book amused me to no end, but parts were a little churlish. As an example, the amount of times the author used the word woobies to refer to testes numbered at least 4. I always thought that a woobie was a child's security blanket. I guess you learn something new everyday. Even with woobie-madness, I still laughed out loud a few times while reading this and enjoyed the book.If you're a fan of authors like Katie MacAlister or MaryJanice Davidson, you will likely enjoy this style of

I thought this would be a fun book to read, and it was, if somewhat annoying also. It is about a single mother in the small town of Broken Heart, Oklahoma who, while taking out the garbage, is attacked and killed, but wakes up to find that she has been turned into a vampire. She also finds out that the same has happened to ten other people in Broken Heart. Most of the book is spent with her trying to figure out how to be a vampire and still raise her two children, all while falling for the hunky

My Thoughts - 5 out of 5 Unicorns - I loved it!!! ***I choose what I read and review based on what intrigues me!! I bought this in paperback, but no one tells me what to think, feel, or write about any book! I have also bought the rest of the series to read in paperback!! Woohoo!!The cover is cartoony, and I really like it!This is the first book in the Broken Heart series! Michele Bardsley is fast becoming one of my favorite authors. She makes the world come alive. This is for adults only due to

Taken From: http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/b/m...There's a new breed of soccer mom in town-with fangs.Does drinking blood make me a bad mother? That's the question single mom Jessica Matthews faces when she wakes from a savage attack sucking on the thigh of Patrick O'Halloran, a super-hot Irish vampire who'd generously offered his femoral artery to save her from death...only to make her one of the undead.Jessica can't rest until the beast that did this to her is caught. Meanwhile, she's